I’m happy to announce that we are back to our weekly schedule. Actually, that’s overstating my true emotions concerning the resumption of regular deliveries. This decison was made by the farm’s executive committee, which I have little control over. The committee is made up of my dog, an undisclosed number of ferral cats and a token chicken chosen randomly from the flock since they all share a single brain and generally vote as a block anyway. Needless to say farmers are prohibited from serving on the committee since our only purpose is to provide food, shelter, and cable TV for the non-human cabal that runs things around here. If it weren’t the evolutionary accident that blessed us with thumbs, we would be expendable.
I’m happy to announce that we are back to our weekly schedule. Actually, that’s overstating my true emotions concerning the resumption of regular deliveries. This decison was made by the farm’s executive committee, which I have little control over. The committee is made up of my dog, an undisclosed number of ferral cats and a token chicken chosen randomly from the flock since they all share a single brain and generally vote as a block anyway. Needless to say farmers are prohibited from serving on the committee since our only purpose is to provide food, shelter, and cable TV for the non-human cabal that runs things around here. If it weren’t the evolutionary accident that blessed us with thumbs, we would be expendable.